Sneak Preview of LVM #31
Why is Toby MacDermott impersonating Chris Gragtmans? Why is Adam Bixby impersonating Pablo McCandless? Why does Will Lyons have bright red hair? Come find out at the July 4th ‘Green River Patriot Party’ at Green River Adventures. Details here.
Why are they hiking their kayaks in the dark?
The first person to guess correctly in the comment box below gets a 1 year LVM subscription.
June 25th, 2009 at 12:50 pm
the reason they are carrying their boats in the dark is because its a lot easier than pushing their kayaks in the dark… I’ve tried this many times and its a bitch.
June 25th, 2009 at 12:55 pm
true woody but not the answer we were looking for…
June 25th, 2009 at 1:16 pm
because will and bixby need some new role playing antics to spice things up – will badly wants to play little ginger stewart so he can get spooned by pablo throughout night in the middle of the woods again
June 25th, 2009 at 1:47 pm
Easy Clayton… What makes you think DStewart is always little spoon…
June 25th, 2009 at 1:48 pm
I <3 T-Mac
June 25th, 2009 at 3:23 pm
Because they are going to do a Green. Narrows run in the dark of nite.
June 25th, 2009 at 8:00 pm
its not dark there is a storm passing
June 25th, 2009 at 8:03 pm
87 seconds on how to give hiking directions/how to not get lost in the woods hiking in the dark but really, to pick on graggle and danny boy, everyone’s little brothers.
Do i win? Or did clayton get it with the homoerotic anwser?
PS. Daniel, buy a headlamp!
June 25th, 2009 at 9:39 pm
because its not light out duh
June 25th, 2009 at 10:27 pm
they should have used daniel’s hair to roast marshmallows and keep warm. instead they decided to spoon under their kayaks, tell each other scary stories and curse christopher graggletard for leaving them out in the woods with no massage oil
June 26th, 2009 at 6:21 am
OK it is a three way tie between Adam, Nathan, Clayton. For the tie breaker we will ask…who was the big spoon?
June 26th, 2009 at 7:47 am
Pablo big spoon. I think it went something kind of like this…guess which one Danny boy is.
http://www.spike.com/video/without-paddle/2647378
Adam
June 26th, 2009 at 9:15 am
Baaahahhahaaahh
June 26th, 2009 at 5:33 pm
What dumbass name titled Pablo as Pedro, hope they get that fixed before the premiere!
June 27th, 2009 at 1:57 pm
well if they are both spoons, then technically daniel is the ‘bigger spoon’ whether he was on the inside or not. it’s kind of like a teaspoon behind a tablespoon… the tablespoon is still bigger correct? Or as that little bald kid in the matrix would say “there is no spoon.”
-nathan
June 27th, 2009 at 7:42 pm
Because the crazy land owner will freak out if he finds kayakers on his property?
June 29th, 2009 at 5:17 pm
Moon light run bitches!!!
June 30th, 2009 at 6:14 am
these guys are my dream team! they were practicing for next years hike in to the middle kings. live on bro brah!