Artist renderings of IBS

IBS is often regarded as an uncomfortable, inconvenient condition of one’s bowels. Well, not anymore. LVM kayaks is proud to introduce the Integrated Backpack System. How is this different from other backpack systems you might ask? Simple. It’s built in the boat. The little yellow circles you see to your left are actually tiny, 3″ dia. hatches. When you are paddling, or not using the backpack, you simply lock them down with our watertight Screw Lock system and go on about your business. When it’s time to hoof it, open the hatches and attatched to them on the other side is a nice, padded, comfortable shoulder strap. There are hooks on the backside of the hatches as well, which conveniently clip into the back of your seat. The bottom end of the shoulder straps are affixed within the hatches by means of a free, 6″ bar that spans the open hole. Oh, and don’t forget the small, inflatable back pad which can double as a pillow for when you’re curled up in the fetal position thinking about your mother that night on Middle Kings.
Never forget your backpack again, and when IBS kick’s in it’s because you’ll be running the s#!t not s#!tting the runs!